Laundromat Worker Gifts

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

'I never promised you wealth from this job. I said you would take rags to Rich's.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Dreams I have had...

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'