Launching A Tv Channel Gifts

'It's going to be a new TV station.'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Target your customer.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Internet.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Opening the door to new customers

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'Superstock'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

S.S.dot.com

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Woman out on limb

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Open Source.

Start up

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Business plan.

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."