Launching A Tv Channel Gifts

'It's going to be a new TV station.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Target your customer.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Opening the door to new customers

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'Superstock'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

S.S.dot.com

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Woman out on limb

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Open Source.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Start up

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Business plan.

Your start-up team

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."