Launching A Lawsuit T-Shirts

'It's not frivolous if we can take him for half a mil.'

' A good idea '

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'What'll it be?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'It's a treasure map.'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

"He said his first word today - compensation."

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

The Washington Arbitrators

"But first, our national anthem."

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."