Launching A Book Mugs

Don't get so excited - it's from you. Self-publishers Clearinghouse. I may already be a winner!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

' A good idea '

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Create some buzz!

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Isabel Allende

Opening the door to new customers

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Sumo Love.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

Mary Trump

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Open Source.