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"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

God's Office.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

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'Would you mind if these junior managers have a go at assessing the profitability of your treatment?'

Congress and the Four Day Week.

Child Support Agency Support Agency.

Staff care...DOH style!

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

Eddy passes the tax officials exam.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid café owner who discovers a map to the lost coffee bean of the ancients. The bean is hidden in crumbling catacombs beneath a booby-trapped Mayan temple. Braving an almost certain grisly death ... The cafe owner sends his obsequious minion to liberate the bean. Wait ... what? But the story really gets going when the evil minion tries filing for workman's comp just because he loses a few toes. Can the brave own

'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'

'This is my new inbox.'

There are no accidents. At least, that's what Constable Bob believed. Too much paperwork.

'Miss Cobb, where's my large gouge?

Former bereucrat who forgot the acronym for the office where he worked.

"I'm here with my two best redactors."

'Call me crazy: an aircraft carrier moored in the Thames estuary, which can double as a third runway.'

"It could be worse, the new cabinet does want to make the public aware of social workers roles."

'There, that's the IT system sorted...now we can do the important stuff.'