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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Man fishing with large bait

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Stephen Fry

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'