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'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

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"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Get crazy once in a while

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"