Laughs In The Face Of Bureaucracy Mugs

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Wolf Reintroduction.

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Excessive Paperwork

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Bureaucratic castle

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

Insufficient Postage

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'We've been looking into absences at our meetings and it turns out that Nigel died in 2006 and Trevor never actually worked here!'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

Man entering spaceship is asked for his passport

10/03/17 14:03

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

Runaround Barry

"What a coincidence! I'm forwarding your request at this very moment!"

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

'Would you mind if these junior managers have a go at assessing the profitability of your treatment?'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

Essential / Non Essential Signpost - 'It's way more competitive since they turned things over to the private sector.'