Laughing Through The Rain Pillows

"We got knocked back on flood insurance they claim it was an act of God."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"It looks brighter over there!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

Holy Relics.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

The keen cricket fan

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

"I bought this nice bottle of wine for a rainy day...so when it rains, I pour."

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

Goose

'Go back and get a bat! I'll decide when it's raining hard enough to call the game!'

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

Weatherman

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

I need a roofing job. I've got a leak.

Germany Beer

Truck collision due to incompetence

Man with Wide Sombrero Attracting Lots of Women

"Oh, no! It's going to be wet again tomorrow."

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

Man takes umbrella out of scabbard.