Laughing Through The Rain Pillows

"We got knocked back on flood insurance they claim it was an act of God."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Holy Relics.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

The keen cricket fan

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

"I bought this nice bottle of wine for a rainy day...so when it rains, I pour."

Goose

Weatherman

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

'Go back and get a bat! I'll decide when it's raining hard enough to call the game!'

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

I need a roofing job. I've got a leak.

Germany Beer

Man with Wide Sombrero Attracting Lots of Women

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"Oh, no! It's going to be wet again tomorrow."

Man takes umbrella out of scabbard.

'Did you whistle?'