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"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"I need to tinkle."

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Hypnotoon

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

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