Laughing Lubricators Mugs

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

King and Jester

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Hypnotoon

Medical Cabinet

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'I've swapped the cooling fan for a heater: My laptop is working fine now...'

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'