Laughing At Tech Mishaps Prints

'I guess that wasn't the 'HELP' key.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Mom, I need a push.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

"Just need to check on my smart kitchen appliances - they tend to throw dinner parties when I'm not there."

'I wanted to send an email to the IT tech telling him about the faulty software, but I can't do it because of the faulty software.'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"He's always like this on a Monday morning"