Laughing At Life's Pains T-Shirts

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

"I need to tinkle."

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

'Oh dear.'

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

General Dentistry.

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

New Graduate: Entering real life.

REcalculating...