Laughing At Life's Little Frustrations T-Shirts

"I need to tinkle."

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

'Oh dear.'

Bad sea-legs

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

General Dentistry.

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

Insurance Claims Offices: Push and Pull the Other One!

New Graduate: Entering real life.

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

REcalculating...

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'