Laughing At Chaos Prints

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

"I need to tinkle."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Sunday in the park'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

worrying letters

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

'Oh dear.'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

Truck collision due to incompetence

"He's having a bad hare day."

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

"Leave that bit."

Lost Biker.

Hand shooting guns wearing rings reading 'Wickedly funny' and 'Shockingly violent'.

"And just where is it written that dystopias can't be fun?"

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

Plumbers. I said Ernie is a perfectionist, not a competent perfectionist!