Laughing At Aging Prints

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Why bother?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

'You are always living in the past!'

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

Looking the goods at Christmas in flash new socks and jocks!!

"It's the Florida kid."

Aged Centaur.

Old Darth Vader

Now showing: Retirement Village Vixens, You must be 65.

"Well -- You're over 30 so you probably just slept on it wrong."

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.