Laugh-seeker At Work Pillows

"I may seem like a dour sort, Mr. Penfeather, but, I assure you, I can smile with the best of them when the occasion demands."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Ask Sadie

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'I'm afraid he's a bit tied up right now'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Well, that was a total waste of time!