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"I may seem like a dour sort, Mr. Penfeather, but, I assure you, I can smile with the best of them when the occasion demands."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.