Laugh-loving Cowboy Mugs

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Tragedy and Material

The Language of Love

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Wanted for Stick Up

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

Will act like an idiot for food.

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"Excuse me - is this the organization devoted to preserving our woodlands?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

Cartoonist Thinking Whilst His Pencil Snoozes.

"Every day is Pancake Day!"

"George and I are getting a divorce, so we're dividing up our things. Keith, I got you."

Thirst.

"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."

In an effort to be friendly, Abe unwittingly seals his fate.

Cartoonists of the Wild West

Yes I'm sure they stampeded at this point!

Wild Wild Salmon

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

'Could you tack my snow shows to the hoofs of my horse?'

'Ooh...Yummy!....Fajitas!!'