Latina Pride Champion T-Shirts

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Sergio Aguero

I heart my bum.

How cats play fetch.

Spoiled Cat.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

Rainbow Drinks

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

The Happy Couple

Go Britain!

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

Cat Medication

Twins

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

Tim's gay bar - Eat, drink and be Mary

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

'Take that back! - Gynecologists aren't EITHER sissies!'

Gay Pride

Trans Rights are Human Rights

My dad loves his lawn.

Lionel Messi

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

Happy Birthday

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

Before and After.

Suburban families on lawn.

The Fad Herald … again … I knew I felt outdated. Hear ye, hear ye, the following is now in: Liberals being proud of their beliefs. The following is now – Hold it … I have never been anything but proud of my beliefs! Was I not front and center at every Hubert Humphrey rally? Did I not walk arm in arm with Doctor King? Have I not dressed as Roosevelt for Hallowed every year since 1932? Young liberals. Am I not stripping naked and going to Burning Man?

'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'

Come on England!

'I remember that time like was yesterday! Wow! What a great time to be in this country - America had actually put a man on the moon - what an achievement! Here's to Neil Armstrong, right, kid?'

Surbiton

"As you drive it you can tell yourself that this Japanese car was made on American soil by American workers."