Community Pride Champion T-Shirts

Suburban families on lawn.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Social Worker

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"Thank you."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

Greece

Yesterday of Minnesota.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Carolling

For All The Detroit Haters.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

'Society doesn't see me. They don't care. It's like I'm invisible.'