Community Spirit Champion T-Shirts

I Love A Parade

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Carolling

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Vaccine Spring

Things I love about Powell River...

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Social Worker

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"Thank you."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

Soho walking society

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

Cat plays the cello

Santa Self Esteem.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

Town follows the snow plough.

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Some students are keener than others.

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

Fruit and veg stall outside church holding harvest festival.