Community Spirit Seeker T-Shirts

Face Masks

Fruit and veg stall outside church holding harvest festival.

Bunting

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Unguided imagery

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Fleas Navidad.

Vaccine Spring

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Ice Skater

Things I love about Powell River...

'You can't come in here with that.'

Snowman

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa CGI Effect

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Marley's Ghost