Latin Mugs

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

Wordplay: Verbs.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Guitarist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Marimba

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo