Latin Language Fan Mugs

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Carpe the per diem."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Correct Spelling Lane.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

Carpe diem

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

Palindromedary.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

Tom Bowler

Inn and Outt.

Wordplay: Verbs.

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'Is everything O.K.?'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Misspelled...anything helps'

The dentist's interpreter

"Window Pain"

"C'était quand même mieux avant!" "Avant quand?"

Going Down Well