Later Life Lifestyler Prints

Zimmer parking at the Darby and Joan Club

37 years in the same position.

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"You won’t need refills."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

Tred carefully mill.

'I recently became a veggie.'

Self-Isolatteion

"75"

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

Methuselah attends a job interview.

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"I'm ready to switch"