Later Life Lifestyler Prints

Zimmer parking at the Darby and Joan Club

37 years in the same position.

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

"You won’t need refills."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

Tred carefully mill.

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

Self-Isolatteion

'I recently became a veggie.'

"75"

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Methuselah attends a job interview.

Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...

"I'm ready to switch"