Late-night Thinkers Prints

Night-shift entrance

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"The overthinker"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

David Letterman

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Insomnia.

Man reading in lamp

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Mother, you were right."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"