Late-night Revelers Prints

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

'24 hour drinking... I'll drink to that!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

'Just another young couple out burning the midnight rubber.'

Night Owls v. Morning People

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The best part about the holidays is all the holidays."

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

'...then he asked me to drive down the road with the mobile to give him phone sex.'

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'Sorry dude, you're killing me, I can't party all night, every night: I'm diurnal remember!'

Over 70's Club - No Entry Without Slippers and Dentures.

"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"