Late-night Movie Buff Prints

"How did you like the midnight movie?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

No-Work Orange

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Stand-up Romcom

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."