Movie Buff With Quirky Taste Prints

The Nantucket Treatment Center for people pathologically incapable of picking out an even halfway good movie at a video store.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Silence of the Chickens...

Albert & Myra - The End Story

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Housekeeping?!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"The Eggsorcist"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"