Late-night Chores Warrior Mugs

Why am I ironing at 2am? I wish I could just roll over and go to sleep!

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"I'm working from home today."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Daddy's working from home today."

Time Out For Teddy

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Thanks for coming in."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

Working from Home

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."