Late Marriage Mugs

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"There's an advantage to marrying late in life; I'll probably die before she has a chance to divorce me."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Now that's Real TV!'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Aging Problems

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"