Conan the Librarian.
Late Book Return Defender Mugs
Discover mugs that humorously celebrate the late book return defender’s love for reading and their cheeky reminders. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea break.
Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'
"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.
"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."
Fiction. Mystery. History.
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'
'How long did you try before calling?'
Locking Up Crime
'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'
Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.
John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.
"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"
We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.
"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."
"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"
Mystery and suspense at the library.
'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'
'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'
Book Burning is Always Wrong?
Menifee Madness
Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode
"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."
"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"
Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.
"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."
Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.
Nonviolent Clue.
Library of War and Peace
J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.
Stolen Crime Books.
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