Last-minute Gift Shopper Mugs

MOM'S DINER, ONLY 23 SHOPPING DAYS TILL MOTHER'S DAY!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Black Friday

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Seasonal shopping.

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I am in training for the sales."

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

inflation at Christmas

"My missus is expecting me to bring home some duty-frees!"

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Uh, oh. I forgot what day it is."

Support your local bookstore

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'

Television and Christmas Sales

'I want some that are past their best for her fiftieth birthday.'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."