Laser Tag Enthusiasts Mugs

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

Closed Thursdays.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Graffiti like

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

'Lingerie works, but I usually lure Doug to the bedroom with a laser pointer.'

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'