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"Yeah, you have your white whale, but just try avenging a red laser dot."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Chemical Waste.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

Farmer fighting off snail

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

'OK, give him a shove.'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

Spamicide

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Stork delivering shoes.

"Tattoo removal" "Any more?"

"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."

Have you seen this laser dot?

An angry fish jumping out of the water aiming for a man who is fishing

It's the latest thing. He's a laser pointer.

"Yes, Birdboy, you might think it's a ray traveling in a straight line. Actually, though, the laser light spreads out slightly as it..."

"I swear, they will pay for what happened to Rudolph!"

Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell