Language Studies Gifts

'We're here to question mar.'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

Cliche Workshop, "Who wants to get the ball rolling?"

'You flunked French?' 'Yes, there was too much Pierre pressure.'

"Should we go online to say 'hi' to our friends?"

"Hello - I'm on a train of thought."

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Grammar, and I see you're having trouble with the past, present, and future tenses."

"I've tried really hard, but I'm sorry - I just can't bring myself to accept 'text' as a past participle."

English speaking driver.

The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, thank goodness a grammar cop is on patrol to keep us all safe woo-hoo!!'

What's a word for sweetener that begins with a "B"? Honey?

"Yes Billy, you have a question..."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Funeral for the N-Word

Shoes 'to be soled as a pair'.

Staff Yearbook

Mincing machine

"'Pobre Pablo! Hoy esta Enfermo.' Can you tell me what I just said, Cruz?"

"I Tarzan . . ."

"See this right here? That is the racist bone in your body."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Campaign for Plain English

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'