Language Learners With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'My French is not so good.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

Smirking or Non-smirking

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"What?"

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Pansexual"

'I learned a new word today.'