Language Inventors Gifts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Young Frankenstein"

Polly txt speak

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Eureka!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Raincloud Umbrella

Walking Luggage.

Bright idea

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Creative department

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.