Language Inventors Gifts

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Young Frankenstein"

Polly txt speak

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I told you it would be useful.'

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Walking Luggage.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Bright idea

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Raincloud Umbrella

Eureka!

Creative department

Edison: The Early Years,

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Early cyborg.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'