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"You see some disgusting speech balloons nowadays."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Smokey The Tree"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

Rain Forest

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Hi. We're from the future."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Deforestation in Romania

Ancient Forest Family Tree

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

Preserve these Wetlands.

The last bird in the last wood...

"The nominees"