Language Guardian Mugs

"You see some disgusting speech balloons nowadays."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Rain Forest

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Ancient Forest Family Tree

Preserve these Wetlands.

"The nominees"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Deforestation in Romania

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

The last bird in the last wood...

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.