Language Geeks Mugs

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Polly txt speak

Stuck in Limbo

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

What's normal?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Doggone

Cat Burglar

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Nuts to you, too."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.