Language Geeks Mugs

"Sire the pedants are revolting !"

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Darn autocorrect!"

Polly txt speak

Stuck in Limbo

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Cat Burglar

The Family Joules: Part 21

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!