Language Buffs Mugs

'When did 'dude' become an adverb and an adjective?'

'I figured it would be a cold day in hell, but this is ridiculous!'

Please fill out the form below do not abbrev.

'What were your salad days like?'

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

I almost hate to ask, but where did you get the book?'

'That's gotta be a spelling mistake, right?'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'As a dyslexic I only have trouble reading sequential script.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Polly txt speak

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

I will study my speling words...

Thru versus Through Traffic

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

What's normal?

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'