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'For Pete's sake, we don't use the term 'bacteria' anymore! It's 'probiotic.''

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

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'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

The Oxford Comma Coin