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"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Translating Contractor to English

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

'I could murder a pint!'

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Fart. Le Poot.

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Thirteen states sounds so unlucky --- Are you sure we can't Nova Scotia to join?

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

'It's for you.'

"I'm Eggspecting."

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

Downloading personal items on the company laptop.

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

Millennials Eye Chart

See Gull.

'Hmm.'

Digital Revolution

Man lies online saying that he is not married and his wife hits him over the head with her rolling pin.