Lane Challenge Enthusiasts Mugs

"Wow, three strikes in a row. . . too bad it wasn't in your lane."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Texturing the Walls

Fishing Boat Derby

Ladder of Success.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Bowling ball head.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

Time to try something new.

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

The Top of the Mountain.

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Because it's there!

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

Whack-a-nail.

"And in this corner, your 'friend' who is always doing just a little bit better than you."

Bowling alley

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

Climbing into the bathtub

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Beginner approaching the lane.