Land Baron T-Shirts

Show off their land-loving spirit with fun and clever t-shirts that highlight their passion for owning and managing land in style.

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Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours. mockup

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

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"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish." mockup

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

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'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.' mockup

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

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'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.' mockup

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

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"How are we on bread?"

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"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..." mockup

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

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"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people." mockup

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

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'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.' mockup

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

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The Speculators

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"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..." mockup

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

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Hot Towel Web Service

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"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?" mockup

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

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"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists." mockup

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

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'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!' mockup

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

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"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes." mockup

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

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'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.' mockup

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

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'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.' mockup

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

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'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.' mockup

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

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"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!" mockup

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

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"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!" mockup

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

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"It's non-negotiable."

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Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver mockup

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

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'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

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