Lamaze Mugs

Lamaze. I'm sorry, no, we' don't offer any "Gifted Fetus" programs.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Culturally significant problems solved

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.