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'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Just go with the workflow."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"Sloth!"

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

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"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'

'When he shifts gears... it's always into park.'