Lagoon Lover Pillows

Save Our Lagoons

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"The unlucky lemming"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Loud mouth bass.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"