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'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Fear/Knowledge

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Archimedes statue with a lever

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"This stool shall pass."

The Last Leaf

The americanisation of vulture.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Big Data Tonight

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Valet park only"

Danger Falling Leaves

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Volcaniax

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

The Dandy

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

Leap Frog

"How are we on bread?"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

I bake my own bread.

Lute

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Leaf zone!

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

The Houseplant Cemetery.