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'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Fear/Knowledge

A large leaf falling on a dog

Archimedes statue with a lever

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

The Last Leaf

The americanisation of vulture.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Big Data Tonight

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Valet park only"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

The Dandy

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

I bake my own bread.

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Lute

"How are we on bread?"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Leaf zone!

Leap Frog

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."